What do you think Steven would rather have for his Big 60th birthday…in addition to public ridicule?

1) A poke in the eye from the big butt of a 10 ft tall woman on a swing? Or a….

2) Big poke in the eye from her boob while she does a lap dance on him? So many birthday choices, so little time. Maybe one day soon he will forgive me….

Although we didn’t get an invitation to the Chinese Banquet, we enjoyed the parade of 25 of these huge roasted pigs being delivered. We had ringside seats for the Lion Dance….(6) two-tiered lions dancing on elevated poles…

….and then RAN for cover as we were positioned directly underneath the dangling rounds of chinese firecrackers.

Some birthdays are just more memorable than others! I know we all wish the sweetest and most darling man on the planet, a very happy and memorable birthday….and one last goofy portrait, Steven going incognito as an Arab. Fortunately, Steven is a very forgiving man.